megsdreadshredder:

megsdreadshredder:

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

megsdreadshredder:

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

curiooftheheart:

obelixetcompagnie:

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy

I don’t speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going “Wait that’s not ‘can it’ that’s 'Shut the fuck up’”

wickedcriminal:

luisonte:

Olvidé que lo había puesto en modo Ortega Cano

Him:

ivecarvedawoodenheart:

like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

aromanticduck:

Things that would fix the internet immediately:

1. Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
2. Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you’re allowed to swear

some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

inhighcotton:

baseball different than I remember

For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of “performance” team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it’s hilarious.

The team comes out of Georgia, and they’re called

The Savanah Bananas

kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

chillyfeetsteak:

LET ME JUST SEE THE RECIPE LET ME JUST SEE THE RECUPE LEMTE JUST AEE THE RECIPEM LET ME JSUT AEE THE RECIPE KET ME SER THE SAMON I WANNA MAKE SALMON RECIPE